Po's Peek at the Past : Persistent Pains of the Past

During my early childhood, my entire family used the word “pookers.” Later, “passing gas” was the preferred terminology for the natural release of methane from one’s intestinal tract. Because of the fear of being murdered by our mom, no one ever thought of using the term “fart” in our home. Today, my apologies go out to her, because I’m sure she would not appreciate that I even typed and used that gross term in this story.

Sugar alcohols: Also known as polyols

Because my younger sister was a diabetic, the use of artificial sweeteners (which contain polyols) was common in my family. They were f...